Jack Tatum is dead

May Darryl Stingley's ability to walk R.I.P. now.

Happy Birthday to the Bills' Number 1 fan

This post will self destruct in 11:47 minutes.

Game, Set, and shut the fuck up

Conversation of the Day

Me: I have a football blog during football season
Ugarles: You don't have a football blog. You have a Patriots blog. And you only have a Patriots blog when they're winning.

Quote of the Day

"Yeah, we talked to Dr.Phil. And then we made a collage in our dream journals. No! You know how it is up here, people don't talk! They just move to New Orleans and jump on that B.S. Saints bandwagon. Go Pats!" - Nancy on 30 Rock

What passes for blogging these days

And scene

I didn't think it was possible, but I feel way worse today than I did at the end of the Patriots season in February '08. As all good fans do, I completely blame myself. I let myself be goaded into prop betting on the Patriots again causing them to lose. Not just lose, straight collapse into a dungpile in the middle of the field.
"The sun was in his eyes"! Really? Seriously? It's a huge fucking weird ass shaped brown ball. That is clearly just bad jinxy juju.
Humiliating.
The Patriots, their fans and all their families should be too ashamed to show their faces in public. They should change their names and move to far away places.
If anyone needs me, I am now Juanita Espinosa from Des Moines. Wait, is that how you spell it? I'm new to Iowa and we don't have wireless. This is Iowa, right?